This Data Means Nothing

This data means absolutely nothing.

Never able to be truly repeated; it is unprocessed and unaltered. It represents a one dimensional sampling of one metric in one point in space from the entire simultaneous universe over a few, unmarked, and discretely partitioned seconds. It is a memory now; one I experienced after the fact and remembered only in this recorded form; an unremarkable story that I share with you and perhaps it will take on new meaning in that sharing. Talking about the data makes a story of the data, which means something, even if the data itself still means absolutely nothing.